for Shelia

[Phil L]

Sean Connery
was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72
years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night.

Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla says,
"Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.

After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad
passionate sex together.

Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good,
let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.

But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma' willie in
your right hand'.
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before.

Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful.

But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll
have to.......'

'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun'.
Cilla complies with the routine.

The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks

'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand

and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?'
Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,but the last time I shlept with a
scouser,the bitch stole me wallet !'

[dougie]

Post by Phil L
Sean Connery
was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72
years of age,he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says,
"Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad
passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good,
let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma' willie in
your right hand'.
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful.
But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll
have to.......'
'I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
hun'.
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks
'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand
and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?'
Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,but the last time I shlept with a
scouser,the bitch stole me wallet !'

class :))